*Top Ten ways you can tell if your neighbor is a
roadie
>1.Doorbell plays "smoke on the water"
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>2.He has curtains made of black backdrop material
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>3.Loud music all night, but always the same band
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>4.For some reason, all his furniture is spray painted
flat black
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>5.His telephone has XLR out
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>6.Big truck is always blocking your drive
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>7.Every time you go to visit him he won't let you in
unless you have a "All Access" pass.
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>8.Doorbell/telephone ring before noon equals suicide!
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>9.He insists on wearing an intercom headset when mowing
his lawn
>
>10.One day a neighborhood kid pulled a loose piece of
duct tape from the side of their house...and it fell down
Grappen en grollen uit het rock en roll wereldtje:
*Mark Knopfler and Chris Rea are forming a band. They're gonna call
it: Dire Rea
*Q: What do you call a drummer with out a girlfriend?
A: Homeless
*The F.O.H. mixer never makes mistakes, it's the f***ing stagehands
that won't listen...
*I DO have a social life!
*What a roadie hates?
*18 acts, 30 timbales, in a 2hour show..
*Drummers that always perform speed solo during soundcheck
when FOH engineer is trying to remove resonant frequencies from vocal mics
*People who sit in front of the PA and then complain that it's
too loud
*Inventor of "duct" tape
*3 biggest lies from a guitarist:
1. Yes, I can perfectly read sheetmusic!
2. Nope, that kid ain't mine!
3. Honestly, I just turned my volume down...
